i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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