he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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