just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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