shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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