If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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