Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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