Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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