So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
try to milk me bitch
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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