i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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