question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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