What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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