Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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