no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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