In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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