Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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