If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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