Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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