I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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