so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
where does the pee come out of this thing
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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