google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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