How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
His hands were made for my vagina.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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