i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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