Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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