yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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