she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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