I feel like abortions should bother me more
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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