I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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