I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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