My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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