Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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