Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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