Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
the liver wants what the liver wants
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
