If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
is wine microwaveable?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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