omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I touched a dick in church today
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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