: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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