i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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