New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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