But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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