the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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