Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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