my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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