He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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