Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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