why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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