Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
as a side note pls kill me
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