You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think your dad took our porno
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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