I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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