Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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