i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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