sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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