I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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