yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm at about main and main street
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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